In no particular order...
- Sephiroth from Final Fantasy VII starring as ... BAMBI. His favorite line would be, "MOTHER... MOTHER!! MOTHER!!" Sephiroth has mommy issues... But then again, don't we all?
- Luca Blight from Suikoden II starring as Aladdin. His favorite song would be:
"I can show you the world...
Bloody, Burning, and Dying...
Tell me Jowy now when did you last slice some~one in half...?
I can kill an ar~my...
Take a village and crush it.
Torch it, Trample it, Smash it
all while collecting arrows like a cushion"
"A destroyed world...
A hundred thousand people dead...
If anyone tells me no
They're bound to go
To a world where there's no dreaming..." - Lord Burroughs from Clocktower 3 starring as Ariel from The Little Mermaid... His favorite line (after killing 115 people, being sentenced to more than 2,200 years prison, and becoming an evil spirit that can possess bodies and make giant towers grow from the ground) would be, "Wish I could be... part of your world!"
- Bowser from various Mario games starring as Peter Pan... Habitual kidnappers unite! Perhaps our dear friend Bowser needs help... But you know what? He can fly, he can fly, he can fly, he can fly (in a flying boat...?) I'm still not sure how he manages to stay alive after he gets dropped into a pit of lava. Bring on the plot armor!
- PLAYER/CREATOR from any of The Sims games... You, yes you... starring as Beast from Beauty and the Beast. It's your way or the highway... or rather, it's your way, or you'll take away the doors and the swimming pool ladders and torture the heck out of your little painstakingly crafted simulated human, who you spent more time designing the initial appearance and naming than you spent playing in a week.
- Hero from any Harvest Moon game starring as Mulan ... The game is all about getting a job, maintaining a job, maintaining a social life, and suffering consequences if you miss a day or stay up too late. Guess that means we might make a man out of you! I dare you to see what happens if you use your scythe too close to the cow.
Would you change anything?
Do you agree with anything?
Do you have any alternative villain-as-Disney-star suggestions?
Let me know in the comments below! :)
I love your crazy brilliant mind.
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